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Theory One- MONEY

Despite having the worlds number one album of all time, Michael Jackson was $400 million in debt. When someone so indebted suddenly dies (in an obvious attempt to leave their financial woes behind) one must consider the likelihood that they would attempt to fake their own death. It’s the oldest trick in the book, from Huckleberry Finn to that guy who crashed his airplane into a mountain but forgot to leave a burnt body behind to prove he was actually dead. Or when some scumbag takes out a ten million dollar insurance policy on his wife and she mysteriously gets eaten by alligators a week later. The timing of his alleged death is far too convenient to be overlooked.

When in doubt, follow the money. MJ was scheduled to auction off the entire Neverland Ranch, from his jewel encrusted thrones to the gates themselves. However, the July 25th sale with LA auction giant Julians was canceled at the last minute. Perhaps because Jackson realized how much more valuable his memorabilia would be if he was believed dead. And indeed, the value of these items have increased a hundred-fold overnight.

Furthermore, think of the astronomical sales of his catalog post pseudo- mortem. Amazon.com has run out of his records, Jackson is number one on ITunes, and is being played on the radio non-stop. Sony has a conveniently prepared  five-disc commemorative album that is being rushed to stores as we speak. A spokesman for the record goliath stated “We like to be prepared.” Not to mention all the ancillary products like T-shirts, lunchboxes, imitation white gloves, star studded Pay-Per-View  tribute concerts,  and the reappearance of his once unpopular breakfast  cereal “Chamon Crunch.”

And then there is the matter of the 50 gig concert series in London Jackson agreed to earlier this year. For this prolific comeback tour, he was rumored to have accepted a large portion of the deal up front- money which currently remains missing. Follow the stink of the cash, and  his motive for faking his death become more and more clear….

We have just begun to expose why his death is a hoax, and have yet to get to the mysterious circumstances around his alleged demise, the lack of a body, his missing doctor scandal, cloning and the Raelians, the Witness Protection Program methodologies for making a participant disappear, and the role of the media…..but this much is quite clear to those not intent on mourning because the news told you to- MICHAEL JACKSON IS NOT DEAD.